2 weeks ago
oh welcome home husbando~<33 U//w//U
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I’m sorry Alyssa
get. the. fuck. out. of. my. house.
That moment you realize why you left in the first place.
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2 weeks ago
Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers
“Hi, Loki!” my wife said (100% sure she didn’t know Tom Hiddleston’s name). “Can my son get a picture with you?” she asked. “Can I put him on my shoulders?” Loki asks. “Um … okay?” is Jill’s response and hands Tom Hiddleston our son. He hoists him up on to his shoulders (I should mention that this guy is like 8 feet tall), and my wife takes out her Blackberry, only to find that it’s on its last battery leg. Nonetheless she manages to get a couple of shots. Hiddleston puts Edison down, shakes his hand and says goodbye…
… Evans crouches down next to Edison, who extends his hand and shakes the hand of The First Avenger. “Can I see your shield?” Evans asks and Edison hands his battered toy shield over. “Wow, you’re getting a lot of use out of this. You fighting a lot of bad guys with this?” he asks. Chris Evans and Edison proceed to have a conversation about the finer points of shields and fighting the enemy.
oh my gosh the full story is even better, click the link!!!!
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4 weeks ago
1 month ago
No Show
This is a (day late) birthday present for Haku based on this lovely cafe picture by her! The only difference in the story here is that Arthur doesn’t work at the cafe, but I hope that’s ok. I’m sorry it’s so short and a bit abrupt but I hope you like it anyway. Happy birthday! :)
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The summer between our sophomore and junior year of college, my brother Matthew and I applied to work at this fancy French café downtown. The owner was actually Matthew’s French professor who ran the place whenever he wasn’t down at the university giving lectures. He seemed to like my brother, and so the two of us sought out some easy jobs. Francis, the owner and head chef, hired us in no time flat, and after learning how to walk straight and poised, and learning how to be a “proper” waiter, I was quickly serving fancy French food whose names I couldn’t even pronounce.
“Matt, come on the place is empty! Let me goooo,” I whined one Tuesday night in July. “You know I’ve gotta do that thing… for ya know that class…”
My brother just rolled his eyes as he stacked a few menus to his right.
“It’s summer, Alfred. You’re not taking any classes.”
I rested an arm on the podium where he waited for guests to arrive and pouted. Well yeah, that was true, I didn’t really have anything I needed to do, but there were certainly things I wanted to do. I puffed out my bottom lip and pulled out the puppy dog eyes.
“Come on, Matt! Let me off early! There’s no one here anyway!”
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1 month ago
mypatronusisnevillelongbottom:
REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING GIF, OH MY GOD.
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1 month ago
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